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Saturday, July 31, 2004

hawt...

...sexxxxx


Thursday, July 29, 2004

One random pic from freshmen year a day.

Until campus starts back up (love me fafsa)...

weeeeeeeeeeeeee?

 


Friday, May 07, 2004

THIS IS TAPE!

THIS IS CHRIS!

...

CHRIS + TAPE =

SAVE YOURSELF CHRIS! okay.

BREAK FREE! okay.

KEEP GOING! okay.

GOGOGO! yeah.

RAWR! wee.

AASDF! yeah.

NEAT. neat.

POOP! yay.

PRETTY! mm hmmm.

I am okay.


Wednesday, May 05, 2004


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Sunday, May 02, 2004

Jello is tasty.

On a lighter note... I saw MEAN GIRLS!  I know what you are thinking.  You are a faggot Chris.  ...  This movie wasnt bad.  I would like to reference a film reviewer. Wesley Morris of the Boston Globe has stated, "Mean Girls is a pitcher of Kool-Aid with a drop of acid..."  I would venture to say the opposite A PITCHER OF ACID WIT HA DROP OF KOOLAID!!!!!!!  See the movie?  There were bad words.  They said bitch and slut and whore alot!!!!!!!!  And you get to see the girl with red hair topless. 

Yes.  Her.

I realized that the majority of people that buy lottery tickets dont win.  A couple weeks ago I was buying jerky chew, a great addiction, and I bought a lotto ticket because I was already feeling pretty white trash.  One ticket caught my eye.  "FAB 4"  Even the lottery is trying to "cash in" (ahahahaha) on the gay culture, the ticket had rainbowish colors on it.  We all know that rainbows are for gays.  WELL I WON $2.  And I was happy?  Thinking that I was good at beating the system, I bought another ticket like a week later.  I knew I was victorious.  I lost.  POOF

I knew i shoulda bought the gay one again.

On a lighter note:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cj&f=1

On a more serious note:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chris&f=1

TRY YOUR NAME!!!!!! or donkey punch or whateverrrrrrrrrr

This picture is old.  So its vintage (emo hipster 80s new wave rawwwwr).

I almost just choked on easy mac.  But hopefully Travis would have saved me.  Ryan is napping.  Take a picture?  No.  He is napping.  Take a picture of travis? No.  He is just on ryans computer.  I downloaded blubster and now I have lots of pop ups. 

Do you know who is dumb?  Xzibit? yeah. "Imabouta pimp dis ride"........ Imabouta make fun of you for slurring the words 'I am about to.'  The owners of these pimped rides are always huge douches too.

Xzibit dangles the keys in front of this antsy douche.  Obiviously we have one of those "hipster" kids.  Look at him.  That hip stance.  Getting his ride all "pimped."  Obviously cool.  ::envy::  MTV yo uare gay.  you dont play music television.  pimp my ride? punked? die faster please thanks.  VH1 remember the 80s owns you.  Metaphorically and anally. 

Oh yeah.  go to www.meangirls.com !!!!!!!!!! If you get the winamp skin, the background, the screensaver, and the aim buddy icon then you are cool like i am!!!!  The movie had a fat gay man in it. come on. awesome.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

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